Just for fun...what goofy nicknames do you call your pets? And do they respond to them?

Haha well our one dogs name is charlie(charles) and I always liked charles ens sooo I call him ens all the time and people get confused. haha and when he is misbehaving I call him d*ckhe@d.hahaha. I call my rabbit bun buns(her name is Isabelle). People for some reason think thats weird. I call my parakeets(Kurtis and Maverick) my keets or budgers. My cat patches some how we got spatula and call him that all the time. We have some wierd nick names haha. And thats not even half my pets.